#i'm just along for the ride

[femmefeedist]

its okay if ur a lil too silly and ditzy to make any important life decisions for yourself

just forget about it, okay?

your appetite will make the decision for you <3

everyone must be psychic!!! I *am* silly and ditzy!!! and also had lots of ice cream and fries and burgers tonight I did not think any thoughts

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Yandere (human sized) ant colony/ alien hive? Love this blog btw

Aight, so I have this issue. I had the biggest lesbian fantasy when reading this ask, and I have no idea what you want (which is not insult btw I also frequently have no idea what the fuck I want). This isn't just you, dear anon, quite a few people crawl up to me on all fours with amazing ideas, but no genders or sexual orientations. For me, that's fine, gender neutral protagonists with vaguely described genitalia getting loved on by men, women, parasitic alien life forms that reproduce asexually, are all my jams. But I feel bad assuming that you are like me, and don't care about the gender of the yandere(s).

Did you know there are ant colonies that are all female, because the Queen reproduces asexually, creating clones of herself, but there is evidence to suggest that (similarly to the lesbian lizard species) they still have sex, just because it feels good?

Let me know, what you had in mind, because if you were hoping for something else I'll start writing something for you, but I'm still going to write the lesbian ant inspired alien colony.

[ravenclawshermione]

Chapter Update! - The Will of The Green

“Hey, can we talk about something before we get back to your place?” 

Calla turned to look at me, her expression somewhere between caution and resignation, “Sure.”

“I understand why you went to Jason about… Wanting him to cross that line, if it came to it,” I said, swallowing hard, “But Cal… I don't understand why you didn’t come to me about the nightmares, or why you never told me about your fear, or why every time I've tried to see how you're doing lately you just shut me out with a vague non answer. Is it something I did, or maybe something I said? Because if there’s anything-”

“No, it’s not that,” she cut in, looking worried, her hand taking mine, “I promise Dick, it’s nothing you did wrong. It’s just… I guess I was worried that if it got out that I was a potential risk when she broke out, B might try to bench me as a preventative measure, and then you’d be put in an awkward situation. And now, I just… I didn’t want to burden you with any extra worry. I know how much you’ve got on your plate back in Bludhaven right now with the crime syndicates acting up, and the stress of having to confront B about Jason…”

I pulled her into my arms, holding her close, “You are never a burden, Calla. No matter what else is going on, no matter how crazy things get, you are never a burden, and I am always going to want to know what you’re thinking and feeling.”

A small sob escaped her lips as the tension left her body, “It’s just so hard, even looking at you two is hard, because I keep remembering that bullshit Scarecrow made me see, and I know that when I can’t beat her it'll go down exactly like that, and I’ll have to live with it because Bruce can beat the shit out of his kids but won't avenge their deaths. And I know that you and Barbs don't think it’ll come to that but I am not strong enough to beat Ivy, even trying is insane, and I'll try but there's no way I can pull this off so there’s no reason to think she wouldn’t retaliate that way, especially with how unhinged Jason said she was, and I… I’m afraid. I’m not strong enough.”

“Cal… You are one of the strongest people I know. It’s scary, I know that, but you’ve got this,” I promised, wishing she wasn’t still suited up. There were few things that could help calm her down than having her hair played with, but with her thorn wrapped braid all I could do was keep rubbing her back and talking through her fears with her, “And even if you can’t throw her off right away… Babs and I are pretty tough too. We've both gone up against literal gods. We can hold our own while you kick her out of your head, you don’t have to be so worried about hurting us.”

“I’m not worried about hurting you,” she pulled back, her tear-stained face frantic, emerald eyes pleading, begging me to understand, “I’m worried about destroying you.”

[unmellowyellowfellow]

oh mygdocnfn there's so much DIALOGUE IN THIS CHAPTER. when will my characters learn to sHUT UP

[lineffability]

hug me tender idk for WIP Wednesday!

 The bouquet wobbled out of his sight and Crowley with it. Aziraphale stood there for a moment longer without turning around, hearing Crowley bustle behind him, the snap of a miracle, water, and then he heard him whisper something that sounded disturbingly close to if you don’t bloom for him I will kill you with children’s scissors. That made him turn around, at last. 

[cangrellesteponme]

tamlin and lucien definitely explored eachother's bodies but in the most disgustingly heterosexual way

[m1smatched-starsigns]

the way that Stormfur turns into an absolute slut for Hawkfrost as soon as he returns to RiverClan, I swear--

[husband-steve-cortez]

It's so annoying how often my imaginings aren't like centered around what I think is sexy it's my oc telling me "this is what I'm into" and I'm just sitting there like "yes dear"

[demithebohemian]

Anyone else have a character who they cut from the story, only for said character to worm their way back in? 😂

[breadandlottery]

One man. Three personas. Each one a foil to the protagonist in a different way.

[ariadne-mouse]

I know I made a comment about M9 animated series and that if there's new Essek content I'm not going to be normal about it, but if Essek actually shows up in C3 in the next bit here (if BH need to go to Aeor and M9 have found their way to the centralized allies camp with Keyleth, best tour guides would be Caleb or Essek, the chances are small but do exist) I am absolutely not going to be normal about that either. You're all in danger

[rookamell]

Ok here's the thing that I think. I don't think Lucanis's trepidation at a relationship with Rook is because of Spite at all. Ok maybe a little bit, but I keep going back to the coffee date because that scene has literally embedded itself into my psyche but also because... he flirts back! Whether you read the scene as Rook flirting or not, Lucanis is! Just as much as people might say he flirts with Neve or Bellara or Davrin early game, he does the same with Rook! So Spite isnt really a consideration for him when it comes to those early game fun banters with his colleagues BUT after that in act 2 is when he starts getting reticent WITH EVERYONE. But beyond all of his personal problems at this point, I think he's genuinely falling for Rook if you keep choosing the "flirty" (in quotes because you're actually just being nice) options and I don't think Spite has anything to do with his fears. I think it's the possibility of this being his big life-altering love! Spite's like/dislike of Rook doesnt influence the fact that Rook could be It for him. And that's scary just in general esp with his background of not really having a cvonnection to anyone before.

[chasedeys]

joe ja’marr and tee’s entire thing with tee’s contract and agent change and possibly sounding off each other’s contracts and using each other as leverage for their extension is like when all three of them went bald in succession but on high end expensive drugs. do you get me.

[treeofnonsense]

@dualumina

The two adhd people conversation with both constantly saying, "this is off topic" like it's okay, this is the off topic support group.

[leupagus]

The thing about starting to watch 911 in its 7th season is that it's kind of like watching Game of Thrones in its 7th season, ie characters have gone through the most BONKERS FUCKING POSSIBLE character arcs that they just reference super-casually all the time. Like hey remember how Daenerys walked into blazing infernos she herself started MULTIPLE TIMES? Remember how Buck got STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND DIED? Or that time there was a tsunami? Or that time the evil queen blew up a whole-ass cathedral?

Just, the 911 wiki must be truly insane

[s2pdoktopus]

It started as just me wanting to draw Tatsuma as a teen and evolved into... Whatever this is...